Houstonians hate Dallas because the rest of America dismisses Texas because of Dallas stereotypes. Dallas is all the worst of Texas stereotypes. Meanwhile Houston is a bastion of progressive thought. It’s the country’s first major city to elect an openly gay mayor. It’s the progenitor of the art car parade. It’s home…

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How is the weather in Dallas any different?

I’m not frustrated about anything. I don’t need to live somewhere that is considered “cool”, the day it is considered cool is the day I will no longer be able to afford to live here. All I’m saying is that when I travel I’m envious of New York, Chicago, LA, San Francisco maybe Boston. Those cities have history and…

Dude, calm down. The Houston rap scene is nonexistent outside of Houston. Are people still listening to Z-Ro? Bun B is teaching classes at Rice. Beyonce literally doesn’t give a shit about Houston (look at how she’s completely ignored #BeyAHero or anything else that calls her back to her hometown - homegirl shows up…

This is definitely true when it comes to the Cowboys, but no one in Houston is jealous of Dallas because of culture or national profile. Kal Penn? How about Reality Bites, Rushmore, Terms of Endearment, Boyhood, Crazy Heart, Paris Texas, any film that involves NASA. We actually have popular rap music scene, Beyonce is…

I think its just because everything is so damn spread out. Even inside the loop there arnt a whole lot of dense population clusters. I can’t really see my self walking to a tram/metro station anywhere in outside of midtown or downtown. Even then I would probably die from the heat before I even got there during the…

“There are no zoning laws. You can build a titty bar inside an elementary school.”

It’s really weird. Houston’s inferiority complex comes out of people being much more aware of Dallas than Houston - Dallas is getting its own Real Housewives show, there was a cooking competition show in Dallas, Dallas had both an original series and a remake. Houston had a show where Jennifer Love Hewitt was a, well,…

If you’re in the city center after 5pm, you’re fucked for places to spend your free time. It’s a goddamn ghost town. There’s more roaches walking the street than people. And don’t even get me started on being there in August. It’s hot, moist and smells, like Satan’s ass after a CrossFit workout.

Why would you not want to go into a city?

On the other hand, believing that the civil war was not fought over slavery sounds like the de-facto civil war opinion for Texans fans.

Because it’s better than selling your soul and living in Dallas.

And this article represents the most anyone will write about the Texans outside of Houston.

I’ve lived in Houston for over 20 years, and I love it here, so I have to take exception with your statement:

On the other hand, the holders of that (historically inaccurate) view are almost, to a man racist.

Texans “fans” dress in the worst shit you’ve ever seen. Worse than Saints fans. The majority of people here a fat fucks though. It’s ridiculous.

That record translates to 16-0 if you plug in anything better than a desk lamp at quarterback.

I love Houston, and I love the Texans, but the fans can be a bit spotty. I got banned from the Texans SB Nation blog for pointing out a regular poster’s racist views when he’d posted that the civil war wasn’t fought over slavery. Writing something racist is ok! Pointing out the racism is a bannable offense. Great job…

Still the dumbest team name ever.