Yeah, I love Western animation, too.

Nope. The U.S. Should not have any military presence anywhere except for the actual 50 states—and even then in a very, very restricted way. Our military should only be used to defend our own country from hostile invading armies. Or, in the case of the national guard, helping in distasters.

Build a time machine so we can go back and not invade Iraq in 2003.

This is very Slate-y.