It’s because easy answers are easy. It’s because cable TV convinced liberal millenials that smugness was all they needed to enact change. Actual activism is sometimes boring and also sometimes painful. Plus, sometimes protesters look silly and silly people get made fun of on cable TV. Image is everything, as the ads…

Dissing Goobergate on Kotaku. So brave.

FYI - On the internet nobody knows that you’re just pretending to be retarded.

Invoking “common sense” when called out on your idiocy?

I kinda want a refund, since they’re gonna ram Clinton down our throats anyways.

The Daily Show didn’t work with a Democrat in the White House. It became forced and fake. Bitching about Congress doesn’t scratch that outrage itch like bitching about Bush did.

Someone is overlooking the collected works of Bill Arkin.

I wasn’t talking to you, shill.

Oh, you “guarantee” it, huh? Well, thanks for the reassurance, President Obama.

found the useless degree holder

Give me one other example of UK police conducting a multi-year stakeout to catch someone “wanted for questioning” and not even charged with a crime. By a foreign government, no less!

Real heroes fall on their swords for what they believe in.

UK police have maintained a 24/7 vigil on the embassy for years on the off chance that Assange leaves, for some reason.

Yeah, because the USA doesn’t have a track record of whisking people away to secret prisons to be tortured or anything. What kind of wacky conspiracy theorist believes stuff like that!?

Sam Biddle wannabe.

Just wait to Chris Christie becomes President! He’ll fix your wagon!!

Good lawyer. Dr. Pulaski was better.

Only because TOS is a piece of shit whenever you take the nostalgia glasses off.

1960s optimism only sold when your audience was high on grass.

The line must be drawn HIYAH