When I was younger (I'm only 23, so basically when I was a little kid) I always thought that wanting kids would be something that happened as I got older and met a bunch of pre-kids criteria. As I've been getting older and closer and closer to that place where I would logistically and financially have them I'm…

You're not screwing anything up. Online dating is just fickle as a pickle.

I'm a dude, but I'm 23, graduated this past summer, and am in basically the same boat. I've been on a couple dates here and there from OKC, but nothing ever seems to go much further than that. I did exactly the same thing with the goal setting and such you talked about. I can even remember a specific moment sitting…

I gotta commiserate with you here. I dunno if it's like this on all dating sites, but damn is being "outdoorsy" such a fuckin' buzzword on OKC. I'm not averse to outdoor things, in fact I like most things like that, I just get annoyed at reading about how everybody loves camping and hiking when we all know damn well…

That video is moronic, but unfortunately I bet there's plenty of dudes out there getting laid who'd agree with it.

Haven't ever heard of or tried Red Duck, but it's on my list now. Where can a fellow acquire some?

It's probably order-able if you really care that much. McMenamin's is a PNW group of restaurants/bars/theaters/lodges & things. If you're ever in Oregon or Washington I'd recommend checking one out. I think they're all owned by the same family and it's just a generally awesome establishment. Good food and…

I'm not huge on Ketchup, but what I will say is that Heinz shouldn't be the go-to. Being an Oregonian I gotta say that Portland Ketchup Company's ketchup is very good and kind of a completely different thing than Heinz. Heinz has the market kind of cornered because all people really think about when they think…

Oregon is awesome, but I'm biased since I'm born n raised. Cheers to you loving it!

"The placebo effect is real"

ehh, if you really want to argue that your expectations don't play a factor in your physical experiences, I suppose you can, but there's lots of evidence that the placebo effect, for whatever reason, happens/ works or whatever .

Thanks, it was obvious they were being weird about it, it just seemed pretty genuine, which irks me. If they are a troll I think they deserve the troll of the month award, lol.

I'm using voice dictation and it should read the milk WAS perfectly fine. It was nonsensical now that I see that. Still pissed about the condescension and insults though.

My mistake, didn't look close enough.

why the personal insults? I'm being honest about my experiences whether you like it or not. In the end, I just don't buy that the expiration date is the end all be all what you can or cannot eat.

I replied to scrummy if you care to disagree with me more

Oh I am fully aware, anecdotal evidence is kind of a bullshit way of proving a point even if it actually proves that point, so I said anecdotal evidence just to acknowledge that. Really I just wanted an excuse to share that story, because it cracks me up.

Not saying food poisoning isn't real, but the milk wasn't perfectly fine and he freaked when he found out it was outta the fridge longer than 5 minutes. Perhaps he got sick from something else, but there was clear mental distress once he found out about how long the milk was out that quickly escalated to the physical…

In regards to the last story and getting sick from food.

Will you be my girlfriend?