This is so spot on. “It’s so big on me!”

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

Christ this woman has been killing it lately with these bits. I love watching her rise: it just keeps getting better.

The shiny gold legs, oh my god the shiny gold legs. Perfect.

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

When I saw this last night, I immediately thought of JLaw and Letterman.

You know girls like IPAs too right? I’m a girl and I love a lot of them. I’m pretty sure it’s not a dick swinging contest with me. (I get more man points for eating my steak rare and bloody as fuck than for drinking IPAs.)

Some IPAs are really good and some are pretty fucking atrocious.

Some of these ridiculous IPAs out there nowadays taste like they’ve already been fucked.

I would fuck my beer. Preferably a belgian or red ale.

Ever had the Kellerweis? I hate to always bring up Sierra Nevada, but the Kellerweis is just the perfect beer for what you described. Some folks think it is too banana-y, but I don’t get that. Smooth with a bit of spice and light sweetness.

I am so glad I got a refund from them on a set of knitting needles that I bought elsewhere.

Throw in a big ol’ dash of Paul Westerberg envy, as well.

lololol there’s probably some Jeff Tweedy in there too.

I may type lol frequently without *actually* loling, but “Walnut Surprise” really made me lol.

haha! Yes!

Did you know the rocker guy was based on David Foster Wallace? So it’s really like his way of dealing with not being a dad rocker OR David Foster Wallace. So many unrealized dreams.

Rob Gronkowski fan fiction OF COURSE

Hahahahahahaha I forgot about that! Remember how the dude’s indie rock band was called Walnut Surprise?