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Wholly and completely. The rest you can pretty much manage by yourself, right?

They are obviously terminators doing a really shitty job at blending.

V. excellent hair moment.

“juggalo soirée”

Those aren’t always mutually exclusive.

Yes, but to the untrained eye it’s hard to differentiate the “going to jail” look from “wanting to look like I was in jail” look.

Mama June of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, no longer raking in that TLC money after reuniting (and since separating) with her sex offender ex-boyfriend, is looking for new ways to make cash. Later this month, June will appear at Crazy Horse Gentlemen’s Club in Pompano Beach for a clothes-on appearance. According to TMZ,

This song is terrible. The End.

The song is a decided “meh.” But the production is approaching T-Pain levels of auto-tune. Why can’t she just sing? LEAVE BRITNEY’S (voice) ALONE!!

I feel so meh about this, 100% meh, nothing else.

it’s going to happen

My mom would spaz out on me. Giving her number out. lol

I want to get this for my mother-in-law. Bonus points if Hillary can talk about all the gay abortions and death panels she can look forward to if elected.

When my sister was in college, Bill Clinton came to her school to give a speech and she got to meet him, and I begged her to have him call me and leave on my voicemail, “I did not have sexual relations with that women, Monica Lewinsky.”

I got an award when I graduated from high school and was given a book with short stories by Katherine Mansfield. All her stories spoke to me so much - I could see myself on the angst and loneliness of the protagonists. I used to write back then, too, and my stories had a similar feel. Reading Mansfield is extremely

Of Human Bondage changed my brain and helped me get through some true garbage. I would be hard-pressed to come up with another book that so thoroughly developed its main character.

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Beginners - family, relationships, and loss

tonight i’m dogsitting for a friend of mine and getting high in her back yard and it is literally everything i’ve ever wanted in my life. how do i monetize this