I would try to clean up all the grammar and spelling errors like “watchjing”, “damm” and “.I am”. Additionally, I think that it’s more charming if you don’t start with a list of political descriptors, as well as not coming off as too cocky/conceited (so maybe editing out things like “a complete gentleman” which sounds…

Was making Bulgogi and Kalbi.

After my first boyfriend dumped me after 2 years, I was so distraught that my mother begged me to come home from college for the weekend. My parents were absolutely awesome but I was still a complete basket case.

After 14 years of marriage, I discovered that he was cheating on me with someone who pretended to be my friend.

Tried to stay friends.

I don’t even watch network TV anymore, and yet that goddamn jingle STILL pops into my head unbidden sometimes. Whenever someone says “bobbacue sauce”, or just seeing a label for babybacks at the meat counter, usually that’s the trigger.

GodDAMN them for making that jingle with such a powerful hook....! It still hasn’t worn off after, what, 20 years?

Agreed. Farting is a necessary part of the digestive system. Sandler is a necessary part of absolutely nothing.

Pipeworks has some of the nicest people you’ll meet. Fully support them.

I’m sure the beer farts will get over my insultitude. Resilient little fuckers, they are.

Do you like beer? Did you drink this beer? Did it taste good? Drink more of it! Who CARES if it’s craft or non-craft or microbrew or whoseewhatits. Beer snobbery is so woefully irksome. I wish people would drink what they like without being a cunt about it.

Ha, yeah. But I grew up in a suburb with great restaurants and live in a city with great restaurants, and once in a while, I just want to go to one of the chains. I can’t explain it, but as long as 90% of my dining is done at good places, I don’t feel guilty.

More like HorNOTa!

I mean, I love me some Chili’s — but it shouldn’t be a culinary highlight. It should be a place you go to like twice a year because you’re tired of all the good places nearby and just want to go with the familiar. Or you just have a weird craving for fajita’s and the local place is too busy.

He really is/was good at weird/funny shit. We just need more of that and less of whatever this blockbuster bullshit has been.

The saddest thing I’ve read all day. Because it’s so true.

Blue Moon is a gateway beer. People who don’t like beer can start with cider, then on to Blue Moon. I’ve seen it open people’s beer palattes. It’s a good beer, not a great beer, but a good beer you can find just about everywhere. So meh to this guy. “Artfully crafted” doesn’t mean it’s indie. It’s just a tagline.

Has anyone tried the Blue Moon Horchata Ale yet? It's delish.

Seriously. Can we please stop funding his never-ending vacations and shitty excuses for comedy?