How is this article not written by Mark Shrayber?

I think the more appropriate charge would be criminal abuse of her friends’ Facebook feed.

All I see is this so I’m gonna go with “guilty” in my totally unprofessional and probably unnecessary Internet opinion.

How girl get pragnent?

Are poorly controlled graffiti drones going to be a thing? I feel like they could be a thing.

This is the first time in my politically conscious life I’ve been completely turned off by the likely candidate. Back when Gore was our best bet, I wasn’t old enough to vote but I wanted him to win so bad. With Kerry I still wasn’t old enough to vote, but still would have like it if he etched out a victory. I really…

God I hope Bernie Sanders trounces her in the primaries or better yet, Elizabeth Warren wakes up one morning and decides she will in fact run for the White House. Both things are extremely unlikely to happen unfortunately.

WOW!!

I like these categories. I would also add one for my grandfather. “It is not the 1950s, so $2.00 on every single check you’re presented with, whether it’s a small breakfast for yourself or a table full of relatives is frigging ridiculous”.

Mike is currently in 8th grade based on that handwriting, too.

(all luv 2 mike & his generosity)

Str8 Ballin?

“No dissenting opinions, no losing people, no one demanding your attention.”

Quotes from the story, ranked:

Going out on a limb: both Carl and the bear shit in the woods?

Don’t forget the abandoned tiny Bane monkeys in Ugg coats you might have to dodge in the parking lot!

I prefer going to IKEA alone. I prefer all of my shopping to be alone. No dissenting opinions, no losing people, no one demanding your attention. Just run in, get that shitty $3 vase, and run out.

I have long touted that couples shouldn’t even think about putting IKEA furniture together until they’ve got at least one foreign trip, two family holidays and a year of co-living under their belts.

Have such a soft spot for Whiskeytown. Just a good set of albums to throw on in the background and just chill on the back porch in the summer with some beers and watch the sun set.