"Black and white diet rules"

My new diet rule is going to be Don’t read Lifehacker, since it insists on subjecting me to pictures of Samoas. So hungry...

God, could you imagine if a teacher had done this to a student? They’d be burned at the stake.

The sad part is, you’re right.

If the guy can’t control his temper or subdue a drunk woman without smashing her face in he has no business in that job.

That video is shit and I can’t tell what happened.
That being said, no matter how belligerent and annoying she was being, this is pretty much the definition of excessive force. I could see how perhaps it could have been an accident, but police officers need to be trained better so “accidents” like this don’t happen.
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I think this headline and some of the article are misleading. It seems possible that the survey takers could choose only one trait. So that only 34% chose independence may mean that only 34% chose that as the MOST desired quality. One would think a far higher percentage actually value independence in their womenz.…

I can’t take any survey of only 800 people seriously.

Just because it’s a woodywind …

This was filmed down the street from my parents house. My dad wanted to try and be an extra in the diner scene but my mom wouldn't let him. My mom wanted to go yell at Woody but my dad wouldn't let her.

Oh god, ugh. Just imagine the constant refrain of “Sadly misunderstood genius” and other such tripe. I can smell the bullshit already.

Dude, like all the English profs at my university were married to each other. Neat little couples of all ages and sexes. There was at least four couples I can think of off the top of my head. All appropriately matched, though.

Has there ever been a movie or book about a humanities professor who was not a middle-aged alcoholic sleeping with his young female student? Because I swear I know a lot of nice humanities professors who are happily married to age appropriate people. And sober. Spoiler alert: some humanities professors are not mopey…

This fucker can’t die soon enough

Of course it is Joaquin Phoenix as well.

I could never listen to music while working out or doing sports. If it’s a song I like, then I want to sing along or at least hum to it — that would ruin any rhythm I had going. And if it’s not a song I like, then I’d lose focus as I tried to figure out who the heck downloaded it to my iPod...

future headline:

Henry Wu is the creator! The scientist with the hatching raptors from Jurassic Park. He was in this trailer for a flash second.

HELL YEA BD WONG BACK

- I'm the youngest of a total of 9 kids between my parent's marriages, - I was SOOOO glad to go to college to get some quiet...