I've always wondered what California knows that it's not sharing with the rest of us...

If you're making sandwiches out of yoga mats, you're doing it wrong. Just because they LOOK like burritos rolled up...

like people don't even realize commenting is an art form and this is obvs performance art

Can we just stop policing women's bodies for a minute? I'm not a big fan of hers in general but everything she says here is dead on.

You mean this version?

This is the most important thing.

That new single? Sigh.

I have so many questions.

Kris Jenner? Really? That's not the vibe I'm getting...

It actually looks better than her normal hairstyle. THE JOKE'S ON YOU, PERRY.

My wedding was at a brewery and we ordered 40 pizzas instead of having a caterer. My wedding was fun as fuck.

ok, so: elsewhere on the Gawker family of web logs, I asked, "hey, would you ever have pizza at your wedding?"

turned down by the local gay men's chorus

Yeah I also heard she was doing better, fingers crossed she keeps it up (although her music was way better when she was a mess :/ )

Please, this is about more than kickball... Big Gay is a legitimate problem! The Gay Industrial Complex has taken over his hometown, and when the Big Gay Factory shuts down and moves its operations overseas, all his friends and neighbors will be out of a job and will be forced to turn to meth to cope. This is…

he probably brought diet pepsi instead of diet coke as the refreshments.

Obviously, he's trying to prevent stuff like this from happening. Oh the horror!

This person was Chris Christie, right?

I had a friend who was worried about Big Gay too. But then he learned not to stint on the lube.