You want Big Gay, Fischer? I got your Big Gay right here!

"who believes — literally — that America is controlled by a vast, shadowy cabal of glittery and terrifying homosexuals. "

Oh god, no. We were fucking agog, though. It was a horribly confusing moment in all of our young lives.

Being given a story that is basically an advertisement for a late-night TV show while simultaneously trying to go viral due to a completely phony moment actually is topping my list right now.

Wait...you think this is real? And not an agreed on "bit" between Bertinelli and Stonestreet?

I'm a pretty active person and am a vegetarian. The problem I usually encounter while trying to eat high protein is that even high-protein vegetarian stuff tends to be either high carb or high fat as well. Stuff like lentils & wild rice have a ton of carbs, and nuts and seeds have a ton of fat. It's hard to eat get a…

Olympic Training Center; sorry for the confusion.

i'm not vegetarian but my wife is, so a lot of times i do get protein through vegetarian sources. a lot of nuts/nut butters, hemp, and quinoa to get non-soy/beany protein. but lentils and chickpeas are just good as hell so those get used a lot, too.

Actually, the environmental implications of meat production and consumption far outweighs the non-meat protein sources (I attended a conference presentation on this last year; I could dig up the details if you'd like). It's certainly possible to consume that much protein (irrelevant to whether that amount is good/bad)…

I'd like to add (but definitely not recommend jumping right into!) that healthy fats are also a great way to fill up and meet calorie goals. A spoon of coconut oil/olive oil before a meal really helps me to eat correct portions and helps with my anti-inflammatory needs. Again, please do research and count your…

This actually sounds like an amazing job. I love schadenfreude.

Why she isn't taking over the Daily Show is beyond me. She should take over everything.

"I broke that man. I farted on him, he broke."

Because I like rice?

That's not true! My Snackie-O's are fortified with rubidium and vitamin M!

To curb the amount of unhealthy food I eat I have started to do the following: On Mondays when I go for lunch to the grocery store I pick out one junk food item. A bag of chips, or some oreos or etc. That is my allotment for the entire work week. So I have to portion a little better.

"Health Food Store" products are not immune... "Evaporated Cane Juice" anyone?

At least this marketing trick isn't AS bad. People knowing that rice is a starch they may automatically believe it has gluten so I *guess*.... however, putting something like "Gluten free" on say, a pack of jerky? Yeah. I mean, cmon. DUH. That trick is so damned annoying.