This is now my absolute favorite story ever. The fact that he is so angry about it makes it better.

Okay, okay. Clearly I'm the only one who thought it was cute. I'll go sit in the corner with the pointy hat. ;)

ETA- dammit, those pics turned out giant. I'm just going to switch them up.

Russell Crow's existence begs for pranking.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

I hope this is 100% true lmao

I read the 'tee hee hee,' of course, as a falsetto TEE-heehee. Followed by a crotch grab.

As selfies/general tourist pictures go, it's kind of fun. Of course, that ends as soon as it catches on. One guy doing it=clever and cute. 1000 people doing it? Take off, nuke the site from orbit.

I'm not exactly 'angry ' about selfies, but I would certainly be pissed if someone were trying to take one in a museum or other place where their self-love is actually impacting other people's views or use of space. I would, for example be angry if two people taking a pic of themselves in a museum kept me from…

Good. I feel like these would also probably be used to record the shows and take pictures from a higher angle and then it would be in everyone else's way. I'm over seeing people take 1000 pictures at every show. I don't want to watch it through a dozen phone screens. If you're close enough to get a good shot, get one…

Narcissism banned from Coachella?
That's it, parties over, everyone go home.

Technically, no. Pragmatically, I'm not going to fight someone over it, but with Vodka it's a vodka martini or a vodkatini. The original martini is gin and dry vermouth, though. It is known, khaleesi.

Perfect. Diplo is hanging with Beiber. They are a match made in heaven.

Welp now we know for sure that Jaden's Illuminati.

#4 Foamy and filled with ice shards? Its a manhattan, not a margarita from Chevys. Shaking is for drinks with fruit juice in them to make them light and frothy. Manhattans should not be light and frothy—they should be a clear, cold, garnet gems. Proper stirring, utilizing patience, can easily chill a drink just as…

Except it should never be made with vodka.

i make Manhattans occasionally at home and I learned two things from this post: I shouldn't shake them (meh to each his own) and Vermouth goes bad. (Fuck! I think my bottle is three years old)

Can't wait to read everyone's perfectly reasonable opinions on how a martini should be made when you tackle that one.