No one is purple you braindead fuck. Maybe Violet Beauregard. But more bluish in hue. "I don't care if they are purple, " is so goddamn disingenuous. Way to trivialize reality and look like an asshole in the process. Facts are facts. Statistics don't lie. Fuck out of here with that purple shit.

When I'm appointed God-Emperor of Earth, a small implanted device in each person's brain will cause them to feel momentary but intense pain every time they use the phrase "I don't care if they're purple" in references to race.

Yes. My mother also sued the school district to get us into AP programs that had "limited space."

"Team #dryjeans" sounds like a teen abstinence initiative.

you know maybe he's talking about procreating! There is some joy in that...probably not...this song is terrible.

ACHTUNG: Beware of undertow when wearing jeans in ocean.

Awesome!

I prefer "Alive."

Were we not supposed to already be in love with Elisha Cuthbert?

yeah, I once had a pair of those loose fit boyfriend jeans

Wooden roller coasters are the devil. Hard no on those!

I'm gonna go listen to Sound garden and Pearl Jam, brb.

In 8th grade, I did an exchange program in England. While there, we went to the world's longest wooden roller coaster (at the time), the Ultimate.

That roller coaster fucks you harder and more uncomfortably than an adderral fueled freshman frat boy, the last time I was on that thing I couldn't turn my head for a fucking week.

damn, now I definitely won't be able to get my out of towns friends to get on the Cyclone with me. This is my favorite part of NYC in the summer and though I'm not afraid of heights, I am clumsy as hell and this would've ended in disaster for me. I gotta think about this before I buy groupon tickets for the season.

I think I misread your original post. I thought you were, like me, in desperate need of the Perfect Pair of Jeans Which Apparently Do Not Exist in Any Stores/In My Size/For Under £50! Goddamn ubiquitous skinny jeans...

They try and turn a human heart into a radio and give awards to the people who are most successful what is confusing about this

This is an extended Gap commercial

Having lived on both coasts of the US, I can assure you that no, it is not normal behavior. Wet jeans are the worst.