while it would work, it is really terrible advice. don't ever listen to me.

I'm a chick and I always do the fade out because I hate drama and closure is overrated.

This is not true of all women. I have dumped friends by resolutely not returning phone calls, emails, texts or invitations to connect on Facebook/LinkedIn what have you, and would rather die than have to have some big long conversation about how I was sick of getting weirdly racist anti-Obama email forwards as well as…

No disrespect to Charlie XCX but my only thought as I was listening to it was I'd prefer to hear Sleater-Kinney playing it.

The soundtrack to this disaster is the only thing I'm unironically looking forward to. The rest of me is just gleefully anticipating the train wreck.

Not a bad thing at all.

As a fan of punk and my daughter being a HUGE fan of "I Don't Care," I approve of this song. It's got a Joan Jett meets Josie and the Pussycats feel. I usually listen to "guy" stuff because I relate (Misfits, Black Flag, etc), but this is going on my playlist.
EDIT: I swear to god that I didn't see that photo before…

I used to talk so much shit about golf players and then I started playing. I don't understand why I enjoy it, I'm fucking TERRIBLE but its fun in some sort of sadistic way.

I had this exact scenario with my girlfriend's dad last July 4th weekend. We were visiting his place upstate and everyone thought it was just so logical that the two of us should play golf up there. I had met him exactly twice before. I hadn't really played much so far that season. I was nervous.

9. Absolutely destroy him.

9. If you don't regularly break 90, suddenly get sick the morning of the round.

You beat me to it:

1.) ply then with all the alcohol.

Wait wait wait...

My girlfriend once said "holy shitsnacks" when she was turned on, true story. I've never let her live it down.

Ladies of Lake Wobegon ?

I have been very stressed, and nothing seems to help. I hadn't considered quarterly orgies!

he's gonna need 10 more orgies to relieve the stress from this trial

"He added, too, that at the time he'd been under a huge amount of stress heading the IMF"

great now i'm going to have weird sex/nightmare dreams about him thanks a lot