Fuck the Giving Tree and its unreasonable standards of parenting. I want to retire not be a boat for my kids.

I misread that as "The clip, directed by Dave Chappelle" and I got excited in a very weird, confused way.

The height and hang time he's getting on some of those leaps is incredible. Between this and the Sia videos, I'm really excited for a whole new era of well-choreographed music videos. Love love love.

This is why I took a break from watching for a while. TWD is just misery porn. It never really progresses or changes. The show is just an endless slog through misery and brutality.

The moral of the story here is: Don't get too attached to anyone on this damn show.

Hmm, intriguing. I've never had much problems chopping red onions, though, and I like their pungency for guac (adds some oomph to the mildness of the avocados and tomatoes).

No, I missed that. I'll go check it out now.

I typically make mine with the serrano.

I personally took his guac order at the Whole Foods I work at in Columbus, Ohio a couple weeks ago. Someone from either his team or the venue hosting him came in and did some shopping and was all like "I need a special batch of guacamole made. It needs to be ready by 4:30." (it was 2:30 at this point...) I'm like,…

Red onions or GTFO.

It's not standard, it's an abomination. At it's most fundamental, guacamole is composed of 3 things: avocado, garlic, and salt. No garlic, no guac.

I agree he sounded fantastic and when used smartly, auto-tune is not the worst thing on the planet. But every word Kanye spoke during that song fluttered in one way or another with the auto-tune. Then he sang for real during Five Four Seconds and sounded really good. For me, it was too gimmicky and took away from the…

I agree with serranos, though I tend to add two cloves of garlic to this recipe, and perhaps more lime juice than they use.

"jackamole" is making me laugh so much.

For some reason I was expecting Jack White's guac recipe to be 50% Miracle Whip.

Seconded!

Right? If your guac is sitting around long enough for it to brown, you're not making very good guac. :)

I'M SO HUNGRY.

This is why I will never criticize Taylor Swift for her goofy-ass dancing. You have some of the best musicians in the world playing music - you're allowed to actually, you know, enjoy it.

Paul McCartney gives absolutely zero fucks. I love how just about everyone in his vicinity shot him a weird look or two (I'm looking at you, Jamie Foxx), but not one person dared to side-eye Queen Bey. Off with their heads?