See if it were ME, I would be copping the Dilophosaurus look, complete with poison spit and cool neck umbrella. Poor Thom Jones would have never seen it coming.

You can have Dr. Grant. I'll take rugged man of the Wild & Raptor hunter not-so-extraordinaire Robert Muldoon. Look at them shorts! That raptor didn't kill him, it threw herself at him.

Yes what is with the shorts/suits looking going on tonight? The guy from AC/DC was doing it too.

I think he was super awkward b/c he really wasn't expecting to win. He won a bunch of awards for "Happy" last year. I even thought it was super weird that was nominated let alone won the award/

You are amazing.

Awk Nerd.

If this is just a giant ploy of the Digiorno Lobby I'm going to be very upset.

... and then focus on his music.

Whatever, maybe just maybe he was tried of mediocre hoes. It's now a well documented fact she is not tired of mediocre pizza.

That delivery dude didn't really want that job, anyway. He's just going to take this time to really get to know himself....take a road trip with his boys...maybe volunteer with Habitat for Humanity.....

Sweetie, I think you are right, most second messages are along the lines of 'yes/no' or 'Hello?' and my favourite 'wow 12 minutes just wow'. 12 minutes is FAST answer time I think and complaining and not answering simple questions is not panty dropping behaviour.

I went there once but it was to see Hannibal Buress so not a concert. There were assigned seats when I ordered? I'm not sure if my friends and I will have to sit down during the concert, like, what? Who sits down at a concert?

Look at the tiny footsies! You are very welcome. One of my favourite bits of the vibe here is how people will start posting pet photos at the drop of a hat.

I may be #teamcat, but she might make me change my mind.

What kind of dog is that even?? It's like a rabbit and a shiba had a baby

Cutie puppeh!!! Welcome. :)

I love you for this. My allegiance is easily bought with punny wordplay.

My mother would be stunned that one day reading cooking instructions for broccoli would make my mouth water.