As is yours good sir or madam.

Chilli from TLC spells it that way. Maybe she's a 90s kid?

Apparently the only time Taylor can actually dance is when she's in the audience.

This is what I'm talking about.

Idk, but the level of trying-super-hard-to-look-effortlessly-simple is giving me anxiety.

You are missing the avocado toast. WHERE IS THE ARTFUL AVOCADO TOAST?

The moon is made of cheese, right? 🌝🌜🌛🌕

There's no sound in black holes.

Those are all excellent combinations but WHY IS THERE NO CHEESE EMOJI?

Like, white noise?

I just sent this article with the kissy emoji, the fireworks emoji and lit cigarette emoji to my SO #sorrynotsorry

I shudder.

But I still have to wonder, WWJD?

John Legend will no longer be performing at a post-Grammy party at the Beverly Hills Hotel after learning about the owner's anti women and LGBTQ policies. [Page Six]

So true. Robert Kardashian and Marilyn Monroe aren't fictional characters.

Do you think John Legend and Chrissy Teigen would consider adopting me?

Amen. "Sarcastic sense of humor" and "somewhat cynical world view" can both fuck right the fuck off. I'd rather date an actual golden retriever than listen to you explain how you're too honest to be kind and too smart to be happy.

I get a crazy endorphin high from spicy food. Plus, it keeps people out of my leftovers.