The 31-year-old pizza delivery employee...

At least he saved somebody from getting Papa Johns that night.

Sriracha is one of the last things on this earth I would call exotic. They have it at Subway.

Larry: I looove spicy food

Ha! My husband pours Tabasco on everything, but I don't think he's doing it to impress me because I hate the smell and move away from him when he dumps it on his food.

#notonlymen

This reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry goes on a date with a woman who likes spicy things so he orders his food spicy even though he can't handle spicy? I'd post a video but I'm on my phone. Can anyone post it? Please and thank you.

It did. Bloody Mary's are God's work. Hot sauce and horseradish please. Fuck, throw some wasabi in there.

My husband just suggested 'a glazed ham' to add to that spectacular list of movie snacks. (He had to know what I was LOLing at.)

He beat terminal cancer thad spread to his brain, cheating (well, almost, or at least to the extent that he's not going to jail for it), his remaining chemo-poisoned ball miraculously regained the ability to inseminate women again, and he's from Texas. Lance Armstrong is the poster boy for god complexes. He doesn't…

There is NO way the dick is that bomb, girl.

Who is still inviting Lance Armstrong to parties?

Chris Brown is saying Lance Armstrong doesn't have a chance. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is calling them both newbies.

"Lance Armstrong, generally known for being an upstanding and honest individual in all areas of his life, committed a hit and run in December and let his girlfriend take the blame."

It looks pretty amazing.

This looks weird as fuck. Like he loves Terrence Malick and Jim Jarmusch in equal measure and jammed in five movie ideas into one film because he wasn't sure he'd get another shot.

Sounds like New York's hottest club is In Your Pants.

Is this a Motorola Razr?

Oh that's beautiful. I suspect if you open that bottle you'll hear the scream of a thousand tortured souls escaping. I can't wait to try some.

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