lies, you distracted the poor thing with a hair band...

The white cat most definitely crop-dusted the other. Actually, I'm not sure it's crop-dusting so much as directly farting in the face. Cats are such magnificent assholes. I love them.

Looks more like an orange peel fascinator to me!

this just made my morning and gave me full realisation i need to get back to bed

This is good headgear.

Yes those are definitely just wine glasses and in no way similar to our telepathy helmets that look like wine glasses.

I don't know why this made me laugh so much but it did! Comedy genius. I love how the white guy is all like, "I'm done with this shit" but the ginger dude is like, "nah man, I'm chill, leave me here". White fella just wouldn't let it lie though...

I'd say it's a little too lacy for the occasion.

god tiger is such a clown

No, but the Pumpkins were/are actually a good band!

I want to believe that this is heartfelt. I do. I really do.

Or Miss Allison Brie! Or, as long as she can keep doing Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Chelsea Peretti. Or Megan Amram. Or hell, just reboot Charlie's Angels with these three.

Let's ban ski masks to curb bank robberies! Let's ban belts to curb child abuse! Obviously this really gets to the heart of the matter and I have confidence that campus rape will now be non-existent.

Nice try Dartmouth. So close (sarcasm).

This seems, at best, like it will do nothing and, more likely, as if it might make things worse.

I saw "Anne Murray" instead of "Andy" and got weirdly excited. It's official guys. I've turned into my mom :(

That sounds...potentially epic, if you put the right music to it:

teechrs yunion ruinin murica

Murica! Spellin n wat not.

I used to be a pizza delivery driver and I always had dog biscuits. I loved it when I would get to deliver to a place with dogs. Made my night.