You probably just need some essential oils. Essential oils cured my scoliosis.

I never thought I would feel sad for Paris Hilton, but here I am.

I was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, and I’ve lost count of how many people have told me to go gluten free. If that fucking worked, no one would have RA!!

A grillion sounds like it might be the most delicious number.

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Holy fuck, are all those signs even necessary? lol

Does anyone remember Ministry’s 1988 album Land of Rape and Honey?

My dog passed away last summer and I still cry about it (when I’m drunk).

At any given chance I will shamelessly promote my kitties, the greatest kitties ever. If anything were to happen to any of these three noble, glorious, beautiful, spoiled little ungrateful shitheads I will declare three days of proper mourning.

Right?

Hahahahahaha

Just when I thought I could no longer feel, the loss of Tinkerbell makes me feel SO MUCH.

Well now I feel empathy for Paris Hilton. Is this one of the signs of the Rapture?

Speaking of transformations, just happened to see this pic of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, who now looks like a 40 something divorcee.

Show me, because her lips used to be pencil thin. I want to understand.

If you view pics featuring her profile you’ll see that they are certainly not just drawn on. She got injections. From the front it’s easy to think it’s just drawn on, but when you see pics of her face from the side or 3/4 it’s clear.

I find this really weird and somewhat funny as someone who naturally has big lips. When I was a kid, I thought my lips were too big so I would look in the mirror and try to keep half of my bottom lip inside my mouth to see what it would look like to have “normal” lips. I really like them now, especially since they…

The difference is Blake’s family has money and connections and Leighton was born in prison to a single mother.

With actresses like Leighton Meester, I always have to tell myself that they didn’t want all that fame and are super happy being a B-lister and married to Adam Brody (because like, I would be). Because I LOVE Leighton, she is infinitely more talented than Blake and (IMO) a much more interesting beauty. I just *have*…

I still don’t get how she gets more offers than Leighton Meester. It is like the 1st season of Gossip Girl.