Why in the world would you care? A movie star with a history of painting her exes as assholes and herself as the victim - yep, I side eye the shit out of that. It can’t be EVERY TIME that she was blind-sided. Dude - Lady? - it’s movie star gossip and yep, I think Halle Berry has major issues and plays the victim card…

Well, Halle Berry isn’t a fictional character in a film or movie. And her children are real people. Her ability to jack up every single relationship and turn all of them into high drama is on her. I’ve oddly watched this woman the years and yeah, would run far, far away if she set her sites on me.

One persons trash is another persons statement on post modern societies fixation with excess and disposable culture with undertones of the erosion of morality within a society obsessed with instant gratification that debases an anthropological understanding of our species emergence into sentience.

I’ll take “People Who Have Enough Money to Have Dumb Tattoos Removed After a Brief Relationship Inevitably Ends” for 200, Alex.

People are assholes. I like my single solitare diamond. You do you!

After I got engaged, it struck me how weird people are with rings — especially other people’s rings.

we are terrible people, but we both thought this, so at least we’re not alone.

Less than 2 ct?! Pffffff

Bad Hair Day, Weird Al Yankovic, 5th grade

It seems like she got tired of hearing how she's boy-crazy and has no female friends and was aiming to change the image by not being seeing with men in public and hugging lots of famous girls and taking Instagrams baking cookies.

He’s a Lear and she’s a Lady Macbeth.

It is. Then again, sounds like he deserves it...

Yeah, she was season two’s “cute one.” Colleen was season one’s cute one, she got a rash on her legs.

It’s right below her nose.

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

Neutron Kardashian

Those are some incredible metaphors. The dress is truly heinous, but I feel so badly for her. She’s pregnant, it’s hot out, that dress is tight, and there are so many people there. Ugh. I wish Kanye would switch outfits with her.

Doesn’t she? Like a badly-trussed turkey. Like a sweaty, half-cooked Lincolnshire sausage. Like a quenelle of foie gras that’s fallen behind the sideboard and been forgotten for two months. I could go on with the unfortunate food metaphors for quite some time, but I’m actually going to go die now so I never have to…

She looks so uncomfortable, too :(

I’m not one of those people who despises Kim Kardashian. I’ve tried to be, but I lack the will to care about her with any degree of intensity beyond that which I feel for breakfast cereal. Which is to say: essentially nil. I think she’s vapid and self-absorbed but is, on the whole, a decent person who works hard and…