I also assume that she is cray, therefore puts out craziness into the universe and attracts as much cray to her as possible.

Yeah - I hear ya. My best-frenemy told me that her and her fiancé were “looking for unique rings...not like yours...you know...because everybody has those.” I like my solitaire ring. I look at it and remember the joy I experienced when my best friend proposed to me, you jerk.

Turnip - incredible metaphors! Thanks for the belly laugh this morning. I do not understand Kim’s affinity for such tight clothing, clothing that makes her always look like a Lincolshire-sausage. Every time I see her, I can’t help but think “walking yeast infection”. Sigh. I love her too. I’m going to hell for being…

Can someone please give me a Givenchy Nightingale to wear as a hat???

He’s a notorious scumbag.

You don’t know that, so....

YES! This happens to me mainly with red wine. I get covered in horribly itchy hives from head to toe. It’s horrible, wouldn’t wish it on my worse enemy and has convinced me that there is no God of any sort.

Is Caitlyn Jenner a positive role model for the transgendered?

I’m laughing so hard at this, I’m crying.

I’m printing this and framing it. You, my dear, are officially my hero.

You both have great hair! WOW! Well done. *Slow clap*

Yeah - I agree! Who cares? Tell them to close the curtains, Lysol the house the next morning, tease him relentless and done. What’s wrong with a little strange? LOL!

Look - I’ve been married to a white guy for 11 years. I’m attracted to everyone. I’m not close-minded. THANKS.

Thank you! I totally agree! Crooked teeth are awesome and give you character!!

What’s worrisome is the fact that one of these outfits costs more than my mortgage payment. Way more.

Why do you think that is? Of all the beautiful black people out there, you aren’t attracted to one?????

Good God, man!

I am hugely ashamed of missing those A&F ads...

Wow - what a lovely, objective sentiment! *side glance*

Yep - I don’t get the Zara hype. Their pants could very well be the worse pants ever made on planet Earth.