Ugh. We don’t want him.

My conservative little cousin says he will move to Canada if Hill wins. I was like, dude, really? Conservative bastion of misogyny, Canada?

Hope they quit the US when Hillary wins.

Now we need the elephant to meet that vet who bragged about killing a cat.

Since I can’t imbed a proper photo for some reason: grumpycatgood.jpeg

‘she’ll be leading a protest on Friday, driving around Valdosta State in a continuous loop “as I’m ‘banned’ from campus.” She’s attracting both supporters and trolls, many of whom are posting the photo of her posing apparently nude with the flag.’

I know that obvious question is obvious, but using the flag in a protest to preserve human dignity is offensive to this woman, but using it as a prop in her nude photos is totes cool?

Throughout it all, several of the assembled black students point out that she’s resisting arrest and speculate what would’ve happened to them if they’d done the same.

My Grandmother keeps her Balenciaga gown that she bought in 1952, in a climate controlled storage vault. She has requested to be buried in it. My mother and Aunt’s are pushing for cremation

She can afford to; because she’s still fighting with Jason over who will get the apartment they built together, the assumption is that she doesn’t want to commit to a new place because it would lessen her legal claim that it’s her dream home and she has the right to live in it over him.

Actually, as I’m writing this book, I don’t even have a home. I’m the richest homeless person you know. I’m like a vagabond with no personal belongings, running from hotel to corporate apartment to the homes of friends, because at this time, getting an apartment isn’t possible for me. Trust me when I tell you that no…

I use a browser extension where I can block key words from my Facebook feed, and “Younique” and “Jamberry” were the first words I added. Third was “Crossfit”

The smell of that stuff is burned into my brain forever. And it’s weird that the scent was such a selling point. “Well, it smells different from regular bug spray” isn’t really a ringing endorsement.

That was Avon? We totally had that in our house growing up, but it was old.

Is it weird that I was excited for that thought? It’s probably weird.

OMG yes. And in college, we used to do sex toy parties all the time for birthdays. Like, thankyouverymuch but if I am in need of a vibrator, I’m in need of it right fucking now.

Could just be me, but it seems like it’s more a generational thing/changing of the times. My parents/grandparents and people their age seemed to think it was no big thing to invite people over to your house for a “party” that is really just trying to make them buy shit (1950’s man “How cute, when honey-pie is not in…

They should start making Cape Cod dinnerware again!

I always think of Edward Scissorhands.

I haven’t seen an Avon catalogue since... high school, maybe? My friend’s mom sold it. Do they still have the tacky clothes, jewelry and gifts? We used to make fun of all of it so hard.