How'd it hold up? OR - did you care after you got your dancin and boozin on?

oh dang!!!

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”

I haven’t done this in awhile, but now seems as good a time as ever to do the Lord’s work. A few of my all-time favorite Gwyneth quotes:

I think you have to place her in the context of LA, and then maybe yes you can call her a feminist in that frame of reference. I actually grew up with Kim in the valley, and she was not only nice, she was fun. If you were to walk around the valley, you would see that approximately 72% of females are more superficial,…

I kind of hope she forgot to turn off whatever software magic it is that allows people to track when and where images were taken and what computer was used to upload the video so the wildlife police can find her and give her a ticket for bothering sweet little Kevin so much. How was he to know she was making herself a…

Either way, she’s a fucking idiot. I’m evil. I was enjoying her choking on the water - because she’s stupid.

This is what I think of every time I see comments shitting on the Kardashians for basically existing in plain view.

I always present Kim kardashian as a surprisingly ideal feminist to my campus groups. She used her body in a way that defies traditional gender norms by doing her sex tape, and was able to use that to her advantage to make millions upon millions of dollars. She is also extremely beautiful, and seems to be socially…

No carb diets are a bad idea for most people.

I don't think I'm ready for that kind of a step yet. Or ever. And I don't dare risk taking anything that may cause weight gain! I'm glad you found something that works though!

BOY IS MY FACE PUNCHABLE!

That right there is my problem with her fake ass.

Miuccia and her husband made it their business to buy up every competitor in the luxury minimalist category, Jil Sander, Helmut Lang, etc. and to basically destroy or hinder them by alienating and driving away their founding designers. Thus removing some of the most influential and profitable competition in their…

Or that she made the Met recast chorus and supernumaries who were larger than a size ten because she refused to design costumes larger than that.

Yeah she is not at all “awesome” lady, not hiring a black model 20 years is disgusting and she shouldn't be praised.

Or not hiring any black models for 20 years.