Word. This is basically me IRL

Well sure we can. Can she stop being on a show that polices how other people look?

I hate pranks. I am an old, cranky woman when it comes to pranks. And other stuff.

I do not understand this...why would you buy a car when you have not test driven it first? I mean you are gonna be stuck with that bitch for like 5 years or the terms of your loan, then once you have paid it off do you really want to make payments again and extra insurance so that you have full coverage when you can…

Kelly, why.

How did such seemingly nice, grounded people like Tom and Rita end up with such a shitstain of a son? Must be a recessive gene or something.

Do you think Kanye just pretended to be asleep so as not to have to talk to her?

i already think she's the bees knees. if i was her daughter, i would be rich as fuck, just sitting on my beautiful ass she gave or bought me & having tantrums all day

This may be one of the greatest gifs in internet history.

It is. I can never fully get over its LITTLE HANDS or the baffled, slightly worried look on the dog's face.

This is still one of the best things the internet has ever given us.

You know what? Keanu Reeves.

I don't see him as trying to be cool, he just comes off as an adorable dork to me. Especially when he said his favorite fan-fiction from "The X-files" was the Mulder/Krycek fan fiction because of how beautifully written a lot of it was. See, he's such a dork that he reads fan fiction and he loved stories of him and…

Duchovny tries so so much to be cool. Gillian, on the other hand, is an effortless goddess who doesn't need a band to make her look cool.

You IDGAF attitude about this whole scenario makes this story a winner for me!

Not even terrible but (entire story NSFW)......Two days before my wedding, I got my period. My period is usually fairly well behaved- first day heavy, tapers off fairly quickly, lasts about 4 days total, move on with life. Not this time. We arrived in Vegas (Vegas wedding for the win) and had sex which made our hotel…

Breadstix R Us

Hmm, "douchefraggle". Now we have a wonderful word for these people.

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.