PR Team or not, who are you to say she doesn't have the ability to articulate herself in this manner.

It's all right when it's all-white.

That is a gorgeous mic drop. I wish I had been that eloquent at 18.

I'm not watching this one because I'm in public "doing work," but generally, I feel like they are a mix between people who are just desperately lying to be on camera, and people who feel like they are caught on camera and don't want to look foolish. I'd like to think I would just admit I haven't seen any of the…

You're like one of the only ones who brought this up. Thank you.

I didn't!

Also, remember that time he tied up and then horribly beat Madonna? Why does everyone just pretend that never happened?

If you believe blind items there are TONS of gay rumors about Kanye.

More importantly, what kind of dirt does Amber have on Kanye??

Bless your heart! That's kind of delightful and adorable.

"Yes Mash, YES. That Wedding Cake came straight to me; I verified the seal; put it on the kosher cart and brought it directly here- to you. Like always."

technically, this wasn't a lie, more of a deception, but here goes. I was born in another country but went to university in Australia. Because I didn't have permanent residency status, I was on a student visa, I was only allowed to work 20 hours a week. My classes started, and I was desperate to find a job. My savings…

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS

friend, you might be a sociopath.

dude, I'm really glad you have both your kidneys right now.

At 18 I left the country for the week and told my parents I was staying with friends a couple of hours away because I was a dumb asshole teenager.

That I was orgasming.

This is quite sad, and involves the death of a family member, so please skip if you come to Pissing Contest for a laugh, like I do.

And we laughed about the stupid face you were making in the mirror, nerd.