Oh, man, four children? Single? Cerebral palsy? She needs this. I hope this changes her life in so many ways. I'm getting giddy just thinking about the relief she's probably feeling. I hope she buys a huge home in the Caribbean with a live in nurse and her own personal house boy, and only let's immediate,…

See, I heard it was better to take the staggered payout so you can get the irresponsible spending out of your system the first year. Then, you still have $$$ coming.

I'm not.

LETS GET FISHICAL, FISHICAL

I am legitimately surprised it wasn't Rihanna making out with a blonde model.

My exact first thought as well.

is this one of the Kardashian sisters??

i can't imagine kanye being with a woman who is successful in the same industry. it makes sense he's with him kim. she'll do whatever he says. she's there for him to change anyway he wants.

I tipped a bartender on someone else's tab, once. They guy was Israeli, tipped $2 on a $100 bar tab. I'm Jewish and it was a small town so I tipped her $20 to make up for it. Saw the asshole reading Torah a few months later at services and thought about throwing my siddur at him.

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

Please do not Google Image that shit either, I cannot be responsible for your therapy bills

Hey, this means we're also good at licking, sucking and swallowing!

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.

Gap clothes are HUGE-at least one full size larger than any other retailer with similar price points.

New York times

Not very relevant to the article, but that is a bad ass Wheaties box cover. 10/10, would idolize while munching.

That's hilarious! I actually have a twin brother, and we look nothing alike. Thankfully, I pulled my style together as an adult! ;)

Ellie's cat though

I think this might be the first time I've seen all of you in photos larger than your tiny avatars.