You know what really makes you feel old? Being too old to have liked something when it came out 15 years ago.

Yeah, seriously!!! Ahhh, a note to some gay men - just because you're gay doesn't make it more okay to touch someone, especially in private areas, without their consent. I had a friend a used to work with (retail) that used to piss me off all the time because he would slap my ass all the time and then would tell me to…

This is NOT ok.

God, quit trying to ruin everything by tying it to weight. Let us have this one thing.

Nah, I think she was just pointing out how much skinnier and "better looking" she was compared to how she looks now.

OH MY GOD I didn't catch that. No wonder the kitty is so angry at the bear. It's not a Cat Overlord assassin in training. It's a film critic.

Who the fuck buys Ted merch?

My business ShipYourEnemiesToAbuDabi.com got shut down and three of my employees got arrested for kidnapping. Go figure.

I was damn drunk when I wrote that. I should get drunk more often.

Your kind condolences - <3

^{Holy shitsnacks, girl. I will never understand why people want children to be in the goddamned wedding party. My sis got married pretty recently, and she was kind of pressured into asking her 16 year old future SIL to be a bridesmaid which was not terrible. She couldn't exactly plan a lot of stuff, but she was very}…

Why should he have to get approval to have his close friend be in the wedding? It's his wedding, too, and I doubt she asked for his approval of her other bridesmaids. Also, it's doubtful she bought the dress in a vacuum - if it's a bridesmaids dress for that wedding, then she was included in everything until the…

When we all went dress shopping with my pal for her wedding dress, there was ONE girl. The wedding is in March. We went shopping in November and this one girl had just come back from her honeymoon and we all went shopping with our pal. My pal who is getting married is not a fussy person. She'd wear jeans down the isle…

Dodged a freight train sized bullet, like one of those Mario ones.

HO-LEE-SHIT that is some next level shit.

Sorry, but that is not how it went down at all. The fiancee WAS initially OK with it, which is why my sister was asked in the first place. My sister was friends with both of them, but obviously much better friends with the groom. I don't think it's really possible to get info about bridesmaids dresses without going…

"Man in The Mirror"?

LMAO this is grade A+ passive aggressive awesomeness.

My father was kind of a loose cannon when he got back from WWII (he liked to drink - a lot). His sister wanted to present herself and her family as society types, so she had him institutionalized for a month to keep him out of the way until the wedding was safely over and done with. That family was the epitome of…

I was in a wedding once where the MOH, who was the bride's sister, was eventually replaced by the bride's best friend because everyone agreed that the sister was simply too busy with work to do a lot of the stuff the bride was asking of her. It went down with relatively little fuss.