I got my first chin hair when I was 26. I'm 31 now, and while it's still my only chin hair, I won't deny that it makes me happy to have something to stroke while I ponder life's great mysteries over a glass of white wine with the cats.

Then we wouldn't have the Colosseum.

I was bored and took one of those stupid Buzzfeed quizzes, " Which Vanderpump Rules cast member are you?" and got Jax. The fact that he may or may not have fucked a dude is the only thing about him that doesn't make this result grossly offensive.

I admit Bravo shows are my guilty pleasure, but I cringed at the way the producers set this up. You'd think a network catering to a large gay audience would avoid the whole OMG GAY! story line. And I also hate the producers even more since Jax came off totally cool about the whole thing and sane. Jax should never be…

Ellie, just watched the video again.

It makes me sad that the first non stage name that comes up on this list is "Paris Hilton" and that she is considered a Model.

A Model for how not to live your life maybe! (sorry.... I am just in a bad mood about Ted Cruz holding NASAs budget...)

The Lucretia collection from '93? One of my all-time favorite shows and collections. Theatrical, sumptuous, bold. I agree - this is not that.

I don't believe for a minute that this woman doesn't know how to make her bed or mop the floor. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't get the feeling she grew up with money.

She has to make her own bed.

I saw those tights and they immediately made me think of this:

He is beginning to look like he is in the same generation as his dad. I was surprised to find out that Emilio is technically older than Charlie.

Mine has more of a throaty chuckle.

Meryl Streep in Manhattan (1979) She's so beautiful in that movie it hurts to look at her

I imagine one would have to be, to be with Kanye West 24/7.

Considering these complaints were also levied at Lorde and she had a similar confusion surrounding it, I would say that yes, being an Aussie has more to do with this than anyone will give her credit for.

Chicken fat yellow, ouch! It was BAD.

Don't do it! I watch this crap completely sober every week, and I think my IQ drops ten points with each episode. By the end of this season I'll be drooling in a chair. Keep your illusions intact.

I want to hate Stassi, but I love her. She is so full of perfectly bitchy sass.

I've had a pretty tough year, and Vanderpump Rules is my go-to guilty pleasure for when I want a bit of a pick-me-up. Life has been pretty crappy lately, but at least I'm not a thirty-something whose main goal in life is to prove a server motor-boated someone's privates.

Someone needs to tell her that Lauryn Hill was sued because she in fact was not the sole author behind The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.