Somewhat shocked? You should be somewhat happy!

You’re English.

‘Pointy Nipple Syndrome’ isn’t actually a problem (says me, hetero guy) because it implies that there’s a disease that needs curing.
BUT that’s wrong as well because there is no prominent nipple related disease that needs curing, except in the gender relations sense. Maybe and perhaps.

I saw this too.
Since they’re 20 feet underground and essentially just reinforced tubes, they’re coffins.

OK, you’re up and awake.

I actually have no idea what you’re talking about. Honestly.

Your poll is missing a fifth option:

If you’ve ever been to the UK, there’s a well-known phenomenon whereby you say words to someone and they immediately categorise you by your accent.

Just saying: “...a mediocre white man getting a head despite being a dumb ass.” is hilarious to read.

Agreed!

So... “Which is amazing for someone of your background.” then?

You are hereby presented with this star for no other reason than the excellence of your username. I also liked your gif.

“...why am in the grays here but black everywhere else on The Root (and when I look in the mirror). Did they change how sub blogs work?”

“Oh wow you’re really good at that.”

The first two points, I’d actually agree with.

Slavery is slavery. Which is to say; It’s SLAVERY.

I bet the rent will be amazingly low.

His ‘time served’ was 10 months.

1. (Perceived) anonymity on the internet.

IO9 should totally get all over this!