A brief, imaginary, summary of a Michael Einfeld legal defence statement:

Or The City Of London, indeed.

Best case scenario: He’s black-bagged and disappears, only reappearing before Judge Judy after several months in ‘rehabilitative counselling’.

Well, maybe a little. I cheered when I read the headline and when my neighbour popped her head in the door, I told her it was ‘Just something I saw on the internet. Nothing to worry about.’

Back in the 1980s there used to be a joke about the Irish govt. building high-rise nuclear shelters.

Couldn’t agree more. Do you like cake?

Isn’t it great to be living in the 21st century? I tell myself this every day.

‘Ivankanation.’

So what do you think is? I could say ‘greed’ or just ‘evil’ but that seems like a deflecting generalisation.

OK...
You should go with better sources than NYDailynews.com but apart from that lack of your research creds, wasn’t there a story about how she DUI’d and another story about how she abandoned contract obligations to go and get drunk and another story about how she faked relationships with celebrites to get into…

Slaves becoming slave-traders and slave-owners; gladiators becoming gladiator-trainers, then gladiator owners and traders; prostitutes becoming madames and monsieurs; minimum wage workers becoming supervisors, then managers then corporate policy makers.

You’re so right. And it’s so wrong that you’re so right.

I was about the post the exact same response, only with more swearing - and pictures.

Citation needed.

Vladimir Putin is a shitstain on Human history. At best, he’ll be forgotten  in 100 years. Here’s a reminder of Putin’s evil bullshit:

I don’t have a vagina but I take your point.

I couldn’t care less about the lives of celebrities but...

I played many happy hours of that game with my nieces. They loved it!

Of course nobody likes Reince ‘Rinse’ Priebus ‘Penis’ aka Rinse Penis. Cock that he is.