I’d be a lot more enthusiastic about this if I wasn't certain they were also going to stuff the entire iActivsense suite of bullshit into the production model. 

There are very few that didn’t suck... And most of them are from before the mid-80s. Anything in the last thirty years? I’d rather have a proper hatchback instead. Far more useful.

Just fastbacks on stilts. And fastbacks suck.

I’ve been ranting for years that the NHTSA should ban DRLs unless they only work when headlights are in automatic mode. Would fix the fucking problem

That’s actually the primary reason I refused to buy a Tacoma TRD Sport or Pro. Stupid useless hood vent. Got an Off-road instead. Then sold it and replaced it with a Honda CB500X.

Backup camera feeds in the dash. It should be, and always should’ve been, an always-on digital rearview mirror. No need for software or a switchback mechanism to switch from shitty to shitty camera and back every time you throw it in reverse. You just look we're just of us already look for information about the shit…

Wait... what? Citation? Legitimately curious. 

Nope, ugly too. Looks like a Lego G Wagon. 

The “four-point” headlights, or Porsche Dynamic Light System (PDLS) Plus headlights. But I mostly see them referred to as “constellation” headlights because of the four small points of light. I hate them. It’s an odd gripe, I know, but I’m absolutely filled to the brim with those. Even modified as they are on the…

Maybe if Chuck Norris skipped it across the pond. 

Probably the version I would go with... but I’d never buy an SUV that is that ugly. Actually, I’ll probably never buy an SUV again simply because they kind of suck but that’s beside the point.

Maybe they will finally realize that the greatest fool turned out to be inside of them all along.

Or.... more likely, they will just cling tenaciously to the buttocks of Cognitive Dissonance.

I can understand private sellers being that delusional..., I mean they bought the stupid thing after all, but dealers?

I’ve been saying that about more and more vehicles over the last several years. 

Yes... lets take a useless and ugly truck and make it more useless and ugly... and give it rubber-band tires to boot so the ride quality goes to shit.

Hahaha, excellent

At least it looks better than Porsche’s stupid Constellation headlights. I’ve seriously considered buying a Taycan, but only if I can either find aftermarket headlights that don’t suck (they all do) or figure out how to modify the OEM ones to look less like... that. 

Eh, weather-wise, your area really isn’t that different than mine except you get more rain in summer and I get more rain in the “Winter”. Average temps and humidity are not far off. I do get to work and come home drenched in sweat with my padded shorts feeling like a loaded up diaper. Fortunately I’ve got a shower at…

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve kept up with and/or passed busses on my commutes back and forth to work here in Honolulu. Hell, some sections I’m faster than the cars and those vehicles are not stuck in the rush hour traffic jams. For context, I go from Honolulu to Pearl City in the morning and back in the…