bytheshortandshirleys
ByTheShortAndShirleys
bytheshortandshirleys

Permission to approach the bench

This is where it’s at folks for the Seattle area. Basic, simple, and good. Also great for workers: starting at $15/hr, healthinsurance, pays for college and daycare to boot. There’s a handful of them sprinkled around Seattle and I hit them up when I can.

Senate is aiming to low for him.

Let’s hope.

But it would have to be a write in I’d imagine...

Thanks Pop! Cuban, take a seat and finance Pop’s campaign instead.

Maybe Tebow’s third act?

Satisfying!

Already been here. Make it squarer. Keep it to he source - that’s the appeal!

Four click through to view. My god snappy sucks.

What a Betty Draper

This is a bad take.

They made the best rum cannonballs...

“After any kind of drug haul, everyone in the crew indulged. I laughed to myself as I pictured blues and Dilaudid in such great amounts on the spoon that it would literally be overflowing. Upon entering my vein, the drug would start a warm itch that would surge along until the brain consumed it in a gentle explosion.

Akron better be #1 on this list.

He hit him jestyfer no reason!

+a gazillion stars

Is...is...is his nipple bleeding?

It’s got to be a Tebow jersey. Some juror would make a “he and me christian” connection.

TLDR but all I see are dicks: