bytheshortandshirleys
ByTheShortAndShirleys
bytheshortandshirleys

Looks like he should more time working on his stuff then trimming that beard.

Fucker plays winter rules all goddamned year kicking and rolling the ball all over the place. I’m an ok golfer, once pretty good, but only play 2-3 times a year now. I’d still beat that lying sack of shit straight-up.

And lets him sleep with their wives. Horrifying prima nocta stuff I’m sure.

CP or NP?

I watch in fear of the helmetless, maskless, and largely padless goalies sitting on the ice as pucks wiz by.

Trump is scared because he is a coward. He is a coward like every white male that walks around in public with a firearm in view. Hey - fuck you guys!

Great blessings on your blessed day with the wisdom bestowed upon us in Ezekiel 23:20, in harmonious celebration, joy, and prayer - Amen & Congratulations!

Fuck. Ouch...

And also fuck you as well.

And fuck u too

And fuck u

Fuck u

Fair point.

Time: Spring 2016.

Fuck YOU Scott Walker you garbage faced, shit smelling, weasel eyed, rotten brained, strained cabbage, abomination of a governor of a once great state mother fucker, mother fucker.

I saw this in the theaters my freshman year of college. That scene fucked me up pretty good for a long time. Simpler times...

If my pants were this tight, I’d be itching for a fight too.

Someone please makes this into a smoking jay cutler meme, cigarette and all.

He was airborne no more than 15 seconds.