This can’t be emphasized enough. I’m convinced the reason he didn’t release his tax returns isn’t due to any illegalities or light treason, but because his net worth is less than the average Deadspin reader.

Trump’s not rich.

They should investigate those hats of his instead.

Thanks Pop! Cuban, take a seat and finance Pop’s campaign instead.

Maybe Tebow’s third act?

Not in the least.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

ya got popped, son.

Sneak preview of the Jalopnik auto show

All of this info is in the first paragraph.

1. You have shitty friends

How can something so simple be so visually appealing?

I watched this gif for an indefensible amount of time. Now I want to go to the hanger factory or wherever to see this happen. Who knew this was a thing?

I’ll respond just as soon as I’m done being mesmerized by that gif.

only if his name was Jake?

Storm: straight line speed

Well, that’s as American as it gets in 2017, now isn’t it?

There really is no good reason to attend football games anymore.

This is why you never go to a NFL game.

Holding onto this for CotY noms