I closed my checking account at Chase yesterday. If you don’t have a lot of money the choice of bank is completely arbitrary.

No ones got a comment for tv grade soliloquies?

Bro, do you even math?

Guy gets 49%, thats still winnable in a straight election. Though Especially cause of how clearly close it is. Geogia being Gawgia Im sure they’ll find a way to purge the voter rolls, or eliminate voter registration, or some such fuckery.

I am confortable with the fact that the airlines randomly brutalized a paying customer for refusing to be a party to breach of contract because the person selected to be randomly brutalized was bad this time.

Well ACTUALLY, Isaiah Rashad isn’t German and never gassed anyone, as far as anyone knows.

I always took a razor to my running shoes. Slit up the sides, leave the toebox alone and my big and pinky toes just hang out the side. Basically they become like fancy sandals.

Havin had to learn Latin in highschool, I thought it was AWESOME that so much if the history I’d incidentally picked up was being put on the screen, basically as Deadwood in togas.

Worked in the Army, same deal. And I was responsible for a bunch of 19 year olds. So much testosterone teen bluster. Uhhhh, no, in a REAL situation you’re not grabbing something heavy off a desk and taking a run at a shooter. We all crouch here in the dark, silently, till all clear.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-new-yorkers-tell-of-hours-stranded-on-snowy-roads-2013feb09-story,amp.html

Fa REAL. I could take a lone pirahna one on one easy. In twenty feet of water and one hand tied behind my back.

Can’t find a clip online, but in my head its the Without Limits scene where he’s snapping his fingers in the face of the race coordinator “LISTEN TO ME, YOU BUREAUCRATIC DIP-SHIT”.

Killing Him by Amy Lavere.

Uhh, the lady will have a bowl of gin, no ice. We won’t have time for it to melt!

All I can find is the reporting requirement on the doctor. Doesn’t sound like the woman’s under any obligation to inform anyone, but she does have to deal with thr doctor asking her about it. Im no lawyer though. Did I miss something?

If youre from pgh your dem state sen voted yes, even though it would have passed in A landslide anyway

Callin my reps, but i cant find anything about husband notice. You sure on that one, got a link?

It’s literally something Im not proud of. As a fair to middling runner who completely shat the bed’s time, it makes for a handy separator. That time out to like an hour plus, you get it. Slower than that, age and gender dependent, you do not.

Uhhh, your accomplishments are bonkers.

Fuck me! Who is this! Type A here