Being anti-chalk has led to Crane finishing last in the Cubs March Madness pool year after year.

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

This is what happens when you don’t read the fine print in your HOA contract.

Glory Glory . . .

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There is literally nothing more “for-show politics” than passing a completely unenforceable law targeting transgender people and the bathrooms they use in order to stir up your religious conservative voting base.

The actual law is here:

After reading that I feel like a shower. Then again Penn St so maybe a bath is better.

It’s worth noting that Tom Brady is one of the best at gaining a yard at QB sneaks in the NFL right now, and he’s also nearly 40 years old and has virtually no speed. Gaining a yard isn’t about the QB’s physical condition, it’s about a familiarity with knowing the gaps your linemen will create. That comes with…

He’s like that girlfriend you date right before you get engaged. She gets you to the point of commitment but her cats drive you fucking crazy and you realize you are “this” close.

Victor Valdes calls this the Van Gaal Special.

I think you’d have to pay more than that for a 24 year old Lionel Messi

The fall of Messi will be Taxing

This was one of the most exciting things to happen in the Turkish league since that time there was a pitch invader and one of the players tryptophan.

Hmmm, who would have thought he was really a Nice guy.

Yep. Never won anything.

They’re clearly all suffering from uromysitisis!

No, and neither has Ryan Lochte.

Surveillance footage.