Could have been worse: it could been Cincinnati & a Skyline chili sandwich.

“It’s like knowing James Caan isn’t Italian.”

Sort of like VH1's NY77: The Coolest Year in Hell except with less cool and more hell.

If the bowler knocks a bail off the wickets does he yell “Jenga!”?

Luis Tiant

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Cher would kick MM’s ass and look fabulous doing it. I really wish she had done an action film with Bob Mackey as costume designer.

Sweet geebus, doesn’t Baylor have a law school? The liability factor is off the scale. If they keep doing this eventually they’ll have Texas A&M bonfire situation on their hands. Is everyone at that place an idiot? That’s rhetorical.

All sports generate some revenue. Even if it’s just $87 in the till from ticket & concession sales at the women’s ice hockey game, it’s still revenue. You mean earning or profit (gasp) generating.

Jason Paul was originally just going to give Republicans the finger, but....

Preach on brother and/or sister. I basically stop watching a couple years ago when I cut cable. Broadcast gives me the Bills/Giants/Jets unholy trinity (bleh)+ whatever west coast garbage is on at 4. Thursday night is sooooo bad & easily overlooked (I forgot there was even a game on the last night & I play fantasy)…

What was the price for a lid back then?

I loved “Good Eats”. It was arguably the most intelligent show on TV. However sometimes, like this wings episode, it was a bit overcomplicated. Instead of constructing a wing steamer I just cook the wings (frozen, so shoot me) for 30 mins at 250 which renders out the excess fat and water. Drain. Crank temp up to 450…

Agreed. ILD is a beautiful film, it hits all the right technical notes and most artistic ones too except for HUGE one thing: I didn’t give a shit about the Llwelyn Davis. I didn’t like or root for him nor did I hate or wish harm to befall him. He was neither redeeming nor distasteful. A fundamental aspect of…

Plucking underdog Arizona has made a meteoric rise and is now a serious contender for the title of “State that Most Resembles a Curt Schilling Meme”.

But what about Patriots punter Ryan Allen? His seven punts averaged 47.6 yards, but five of those punts pinned the Texans inside their own 15-yard line.

It needs to be pointed out that NE punter Ryan Allen had a perfect game. 7 punts led to the Texans starting drives from their own 11, 10, 10, 20, 14, 5, 4. The “20" punt was 57 yards-no return. In fact NE allowed no returns at all (5 fair-catches, 2 downed), so no waste or shrink from gross to net yardage, 100%…

At least he’s not Scottish:

Admittedly it’s been over 20 years since law school, but I don’t recall the “applies only to the military” clause of the 1st Amendment. But I’ll defer to a mediocre sports coach when it comes to Constitutional issues.

Well his downfall started with him taking a moral stance by refusing to kill children. Good? No, but better than the rest.