The sad part is that during his brief presidential campaign Graham was arguably the most reasonable & least offensive of the Republican candidates. I guess he learned his lesson.

So Dan Gilbert is basically Bruce Wayne without the cool belt.

I heard former Minnesota senator Larry Craig is going to volunteer to serve as an undercover genital inspector. Tap your foot if you like that idea.

Just a hunch, but I’m guessing this guy didn’t run this statement, and premise behind it, past the lawyers, either for a contractual perspective or a Constitutional one.

It’s a far better management style to start out as a strict hard-ass and soften as time goes by than to start off as a “player’s coach” and then try to get tough. With the former your evolution is appreciated; with the latter it’s dismissed. Wrecks is the epitome of the a player’s coach so his new “holding the…

The Seven Stages of Balotelli:

Or “The Night of a Thousand Chairs”

I’ve always wondered: statistically does that count as a save?

If it was a deli sandwich it would be called the Schweinsteiger.

You call that a stupid haircut?

Just trying to ballpark it. Remember 2011 was a very bad year for the global economy. Also with the other clubs, through the press & agents, being aware of Barca’s dilemma in needing to unload him (and his salary) if he wasn’t going to play it could be a buyer’s market. Now if there was a bidding war, well then the…

To misquote the Bard: therein lies the rub.

The problem w/ this scenario is that IRL the board would never allow it. Either they would sack the manager for refusing to play their best player and club ATM (they’re about the same size too) or, if they backed the manager, they would sell Messi to Man United or City for $200 million.

Thanks for the warning. I’ll try to evade it.

He took the some of the blame because, as we all know, he’s a MAN:

I’m guessing the rules do not allow for a reversal. There’s probably some rule that once the on-field officials have signalled the end of the game that’s it: All results are final and are not subject to review or reversal.

Good. Hate the Drake.

Texas Chile

Isn’t he just Sheriff Joe of the north?

My very first thought.