Words often take on unexpected meanings which don’t always correspond with their etymology. There was a time when I thought as you do, that it would be less confusing if we used one of the alternatives that you suggested. But ultimately If everybody knows what is meant by a word, then we should have no problem using…

I guess taunting the US Men’s team on Twitter is what responsible athletes do?

Jerry Garcia — RIP

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.

I believe you meant Sidney Greenstreet

“Have you ever heard of the Malaysian Chest Implosion torture?”

For this reason alone:

Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

Family Circus is beyond awful (except for the maps), but they did give us this:

I don’t return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in.

Blue Brothers bassist Donald “Duck” Dunn.

Sentient old broccoli or this:

This horseshit list is invalid because:
1. Bloom County is the best comic of all time.
2. Herman is not on this list, which means your staff is unfit to live.

“Eat hot death.” — Milo Bloom

Bloom County in 5th place?!?

I can’t think of the Berlin Wall without thinking HASSELHOFF

After the fight Saturday we were all saying Fight of the Year potential, then we remembered Salido-Vargas and it was never spoken of again.