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He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

Forgive me if I’m mistaken but I always thought that was two men in the picture.

Bruce Arians said on Sirius today that he had to get his stomach pumped twice when he was younger from drinking paint. That’s something.

That’s like being mad at your refrigerator because you keep running out of milk...

Hello to my friends at Go-Gurt. No one eats yogurt on a skateboard.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

I am so goddamn sick of these stories about Donald Trump.

I was going to flag this as spam, but I clicked the link and it took me to clevelandbrowns.com, so I can only assume that this 3-4 hours a day entails playing quarterback for the Browns.

“I dunno, sure felt like one.”

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

These are the same people who call Hillary Clinton scum.

They got swept up in the thrill of the fight. The perpetrators are survivors though so soon they will be rising up and back on the street because they did their time, took their chances.

There was the time he was barnstorming in Asia and pulled up in a hand-drawn cart to make a drink for a mongoose who’d tired himself killing a cobra. When the local press asked him about it, he said, “That’s just Rickey being Rickey, making a Lime Ricky in a rickshaw for Rikki Tikki Tavi so he doesn't get the…