An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Gareon, my Raidered son
You’ll be kneed when you are down
Lay your weary head to rest
You’re going on I.R.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Young Man Forced to Kill Cougar Who Just Will Not Leave Him Alone could absolutely be the title of an episode of several different Bravo programs.

Trump loves America so much he stayed here through the entire Vietnam War.

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

I think you put a typo in there by mistake. It’s supposed to a “USA: Blacks out theme night”

I’d eat a hot dog pretty much anytime it was offered. Even an offbrand walmart pack, microwaved, on a piece of white Great Value brand bread, with ketchup and mustard that haven’t been used in months (so even when you shake them well a little bit of water that has separated still comes out) and squeeze on way, way…

esk?

That Matt Patricia isn’t on this list is a disgrace.

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

As long as we all agree a sack of pig assholes is not a sandwich.

Please, it’s called calamari.

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

Sure is a bad look for Purdue. It’s a shame they had to...

Any time the gun-humpers retreat to the 2nd Amendment (ratified 227 years ago, by the way) to defend their fetish, I like to share the words of their favorite founding father, Thomas Jefferson:

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered drunk and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of Buffalo football lore-