You magnificent bastard.

Tom Brookens

The saying goes something like “the red and yellow markings can kill you, and the orange ones can bankrupt you.”

I feel like I woke up on a different planet.

The Detroit Pistons did it, too. God, that was atrocious.

"You will please a seven year old boy.”

Wouldn't the fact that Nix called the pranksters back make his portion of the call fair game? I was always told that you could record incoming calls, and there isn't anything the caller can say about it, so long as it's a one-party consent state. I know of at least two comedians who have made pretty good money using…

+1 boot to the head