What I want is for there to be some college that only uses gadget plays and weird schemes. All the time. It would be a historically terrible program, so it’s all upside (I’m looking at you, Colorado State). Then you get some guru to go nuts. Never punt. Go with insane formations. Randomly pull plays out of a hat. One…

Now we know why Urban Meyer was so hesistant when handing the keys to the offense over to Barrett.

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

What could be worse than his pasty white ass hanging out like a 3 year old?

If my car broke down on the side of the road on a rainy night, there are two NFL coaches I’d like to render assistance :

1) Jim Tomsula, since he probably knows how to fix it. If not, he’d give me a ride home.
2) Andy Reid, since he probably has some leftover ribs and burnt ends he could give me while I wait for a…

Only rec-ing this because he did some of his best heeling in the Bay Area.

I grew up in Hillsboro, the town Rowdy settled down in and where he raised his kids. I never met him or knew anyone who did until the summer after my Senior year in High School, which was during the peak of Degeneration X/the Rock, so I was very much into wrestling but didn’t know much about its past. That summer I…

That trickle-down you’re feeling is the megarich pissing on our heads.

2015: Eagles go 5-11, 3rd in NFC East. Sam Bradford starts 6 games, Mark Sanchez starts 8, and Tim Tebow starts 2. Tebow goes 1-1, selected to Pro Bowl.

Where is Ernie Banks's body?

Should you find yourself around some Patriots after the parade, let us know.

The pause at the beginning is known as "Barbarians at the Gate." The pressure has reached an unbearable level. The brief walk after he drops his bag is known as "The Frankenstein." Trying to walk with clenched cheeks. The slight pause when he starts to drop trou is known as "The Mexican Standoff" when the pressure…

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

It turns out that surveillance video captured an individual inserting a tiny pin-shaped cylinder, no more than 0.75" in length and 0.02" in diameter into the footballs, resulting in the loss of air. No surprise, then, that the person of interest is Brett Favre.

"There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official's locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports."

I don't know the mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance required to convince oneself that how Tamir Rice died is okay, but the police should not possess it.

Nothing bothers police more than the idea that they may at some point face criticism for their actions. (They certainly won't face justice.)