don't forget about Brian Kelly sending a kid up in a scissor lift in a wind storm to die.

Thank you for eliminating the Cardinals.

Glad to see Jon is living up to his lyrics. The Bills are "Born in the USA!" Now the fans can buy "Little Pink Houses" right next to the stadium and know their team will still be there. It doesn't matter that "867-5309" is probably the Bills all-time record, they are staying in Buffalo. I'll go tell "Jessie's…

I guess Buffalo is worried about being "Once Bitten, Twice Shy."

(Nailed it.)

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

Look on the bright side: by the time she gets married, this girl won't need to buy a wedding train.

Wrong. The saddest tweet is that of the last California condor, only twelve weeks old, as it watches its beloved mother slowly die from lead poisoning, while also coming to the realization that the very same toxic lead that killed its mother was likely passed into its system as it fed, thereby leading said condor to…

On the Field: Matt Schaub