“Humanitarian aid is not always a crime”

Define safe...the odds of this happening to you are pretty low, even considering location. 

Once time when I was a gas station cashier, this white dude came in complaining to me about the “rice cooker” parked out front. Once I figured out what the hell he was talking about, I asked him why on Earth would he think I, a black man, would tolerate racism towards another minority.

The unidentified 17-year-olds — who police say are of “Indian descent” — face charges of harassment, bias intimidation and lewdness.

sir this is an arby’s

Yep, because Europeans have never ever done anything bad to people of color ever

Already knew this was going to be here:

Cause we all know that Missouri will go resoundingly for Warren.

84th minute? Usually Bolts in Jamaica are much faster.

reminds me of a grandpa joke.
My friend asked me why I had two black eyes. I told him the woman in front of me in church had her dress stuck in ample bottom, so I pulled it out for her. She turned around and punched me in the eye.
“But what about the other black eye,” he asked.
Well, she was so mad I pulled the dress out,…

well, according to to this story, you take a picture.  

You stare for exactly 3.5 seconds, and slowly walk away.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

The Waffle House Index simplifies the availability of critical infrastructure. Water & flame is all that’s needed for a limited menu serving just pancakes. Full menu availability implies power is on with refrigeration for perishables like meats. Total shutdown implies employees could not travel to work either due to…

Could have been during the time when Marvel Entertainment was on charge of the movies, and not Marvel Studios and Kevin Feige.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Given the Sandusky/Paterno thing and the Pennsylvania Catholic Archdiocese scandal it’s apparent to me that the people of western (only western?) Pennsylvania are totally okay with child molestation. They do not see the problem with raping children and deserve any and all misery heaped upon them.

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

Kelly has yet to comment publicly on the matter, but if she did, I would imagine it would be something along the lines of: “I’m not racist! I have black guns! Some of my best guns are black!”