If an adult can justify *literally any luxury that is expensive period*, then an adult can justify a $600 toy. 

When someone buys their fourth car, no one asks if that 30,000$ purchase was justified. It’s a hobby. Chill :) 

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

How very convenient...

Replacing the word “dog” with “social media celebrity” in your post makes your statement equally valid.

Naw, that’s literally you. Come from poverty and still manage to care about both humans and dogs, and absolutely would not abuse one. Maybe it’s regional, or cultural, or -al I can’t think of off the top of my head. Not trying to make you feel bad or anything here, just don’t want to be lumped in that.

But it’s not a…

My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…

That doesn’t really contradict his point.  Being great at crafting things, even en masse, is not the same thing as innovating new things.

Hey

well, why the fuck not? Life is hard, and then you die. 

Just feels like it has been a few decades since January.

Sorry but Airlines are not the business hill I would choose to defend. Saying people shouldn’t book these tickets because they are taking away possible seats from other passengers is ridiculous in a business that regularly over-sells seats and punishes paying customers based on this practice. When airlines start…

Yeah, they did kind of bring this on themselves when they agreed to be party of Trump’s dog and pony show. Just cause you’re a cop or a fireman or an EMT in NYC 18 years ago doesn’t mean can’t also be a racist, conservative, MAGA humping chud. I wonder how many of them fervently support this joke?

Well, they did come to this event of their own volition. Anyone with a conscience is refusing to participate in anything related to the Trump administration.

I got re-greyed during the last purge.

Well to be fair, there wasn’t a black man involved. 

Ahh. The old axiom about following the money usually holds true.

Yeah, just go with “WE WUZ HAKKED BY KILLARY!” It’s a classic for a reason.

On a 0 to 10 for believability they get a -3.974. They would be better off saying a deep state mole in their ranks was doing shenanigans, that would at least be plausible, but this is just a straight up bullshit lie, if someone believes them they are either naive or just dumb as a rock.