When is Triangle Man going to get in a fight with Adequate Man where Triangle Man wins?

This is not discrimination against women.

All I can say is, I hope Aaron Ramsey doesn’t score again this weekend.

Emmitt Smith laughed off Carter’s suggestion, noting that you can’t smoke metal and Star Wars isn’t even real.

I dunno, all it shows me is that RGIII has the same reaction to adversity as a 14 year old girl.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

“Sand doesn’t melt ice.”

God, this sucks. Highway to Hell got me through a tough year in high school. RIP

No offense, but your parents kinda seem like dicks.

Too bad for the Lions they don’t have JPP to make that play for them.

Guess you had to be there

He deleted the original tweet, so it’s a screengrab. Take a break, Jeff. Everything’s okay.

He should be jailed and banned from the French NT forever.

Benzema, Zenati, now Djaziri? This story just gets Karim-ier and Karim-ier.

You and your brother should have hooked up with the Dugger Ho’s at 16 or less. That woulda stopped your Grandma crying and sent her straight to AA where she woulda took 12 steps in a few short strides knowing she had to get back to the house and make sure your new in-laws didn’t pillage the place or start speaking in…

Are you Jim Tomsula? This sounds like a Jim Tomsula life-hack.

I'm a Lions fan.

Jordy is hurt. Cobb has been banged up. Lacy is fat and banged up. Raji is probably hurt. It’s clear whats going on here. Rodgers has Munnchousen by Proxy.

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.