We’re “SJW Cucks”. Didn’t you read the article?

So, you are OK that he destroyed people who spoke out against his doping? He dragged many to court and spread rumors they were drunks and unreliable. He destroyed their careers but, oh well, his podcast is pretty interesting.

You went to UM, I Quibble McNitpick also went to UM and I’m not at all certain that other higher education institutions (even those with the hue of mold as one of their school colors) might, upon graduation, convert their students into chemical byproducts, but I must note:

Field of Dreams is truly terrible.

Baloney. It’s a great movie with an utterly unsympathetic protagonist.

Watching local high school sports is such a grandpa move. Those professionals are too showy!

The number of odd/disgusting things eaten by my Polish grandfather are too long to list in a tweet. Lots of pickled fish of unknown origin.

Meanwhile 4,322 former ESPN employees said “This never should have happened. If he needed coke from a reliable source I’ve got a guy. Sure it’s a little weird how he asks you to watch him feed a mouse to his snake but it’s good shit and he’s pretty chill.”

You mean almost as loud as the “SOCCER IS FOR DUMB PUSSIES LET ME WATCH FOOTBALL DURRR” crowd? No one cares, go fly a kite.

I remember years ago, I went to a 49ers game with a co-worker’s friend from France. He said, “this whole match is a group of players standing in a circle.” I was ready for a rebuttal about how great football is but then I realized he’s right.

This is exactly why I can’t stand watching short track speed skating.

Just to give you a picture of MSU’s lack of a response, the gymnastics team trainer had an athlete lodge a complaint to her that she thinks she was sexually assaulted. This trainer essentially told her to drop it or she could get in trouble. Then the only one she told about it was Nassar himself.

When life gives you lemons, you climb out the bathroom window.

In college, my girlfriend had a roommate. Literal roommate, as there was only one bedroom. The girl in the other bed had a boyfriend, too. They were good students and went to bed early. My girlfriend and I were late night people. Anyway, sleeping couple on the other side of the room, we start going at it. Quiet…

Ooof, could have been Rusted Root though.

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

I’m a Milan fan and the way we’re behaving makes me sick; he’s a teen for gods sake, get some proof before you crucify him simply because his agent is a shit. If he left right now I wouldn’t even blame him; for his own sake, I kind of hope he gets off this sinking ship.

Nope. Tasteful Christmas covers (vandross knockoff all I want for Christmas is you), contemporary lite rock, and, oddly, modern love by David Bowie

His movement is unreal, always on the run and creates so much space for the others to move into.

If you’re open, I’m ordering. I don’t care about your preferences.