They barely spent any money at all on Zlatan. Sure they didn’t fix the defense for the umpteenth year in a row, but it wasn’t because of him. He’s not even a designated player.

“It tasted like bottled Juggalos”
*slow clap* 

Our daily reminder that enough people will find a reason to bitch about anything that ever happens.

I’ve already had all those feelings and am over it. It’s still going to be fun to watch.

This was totally necessary and not a waste of time. Thank you for your fantastic writing.

As a Liverpool fan, I like to consider myself a connoisseur of shitshow defending. While we’ve cut a lot of that out recently, Arsenal is the undisputed king of shitshow defending among EPL clubs. They’ve been hilarious this season. Mustafi is a total yard sale.

Seems like a fantastic institution they have there. Real stand-up leadership.

I don’t know. I don’t like that possible matchup with Dr. Taekwondo Byrd

NFLPA is pathetic. Teach your kid how to pitch left handed.

Or cousin. I can never remember how all the Staubers here are related. (see my above comment)

I’m playing against his brother (or cousin? one of the two anyway) in curling league tonight. I’ll see what I can do.

15 minutes is generous.

Peak CONMEBOL

You said it. At that weight, it’s not really going to change the outcome.

That would have made it miss by more. They needed it to curl more towards the yellow rocks. Sweeping keeps it straight.

Also, I’m not sure if you’re trying to avoid spoilers or whatnot, but you should probably say something about the fact that the US - who looked dead at 2-4 - went on an improbabe run where they beat Canada, Switzerland, and GB to move to 5-4, got other results, and somehow are the 3rd seed.

This shot didn’t miss by all that much, even though the result was disastrous. You wanna see a real miss, get a load of the GB skips last shot in the 8th end last night that gave the US the win.

Isn’t this headline the plot of Cool Runnings?

No NHL, no cares.

Ah shit, you ruined it.